Category: Fun Stuff ¤
  Author: Beth Reddenmund ¤
   Title: You Know You're a Clicker Trekkie When ... ¤

You know you're a Clicker TREKKIE when....

Your dog can do the paw symbol for "live long and prosper" when you
give the cue "Spock."

You'd buy a com-badge clicker in a heartbeat.

You'd like to try clicktraining a horta, but are concerned that would
violate the prime directive.

Everytime Bones says, "He's dead, Jim," you try to observe the
decedent offering a behavior anyway.

You secretly believe someone used clicker training on Leonard Nimoy
to achieve the arched eyebrows effect.

You want to hear Data's definition of OC, R+, R-, P+ and P-.

If Captain Janeway would just click her heels together 3 times,
everyone on Voyager could go home.  (Oops-- that's a YKYA Wizard of
Oz Clicker Trekker...)

You advocate the replacement of phasers with clickers.

You'd like to learn shaping techniques from Odo (or just have him
change into different obstacles while training so you don't have to
get out of the recliner).

You've tried using bars of latinum as a treat for your Basenji
because it *almost* rhymes with Ferengi.

You're convinced that a half hour alone with Checkov and a clicker
and you'll having him pronouncing "V's" with the best of them.

You've named your pets Troi, Dax, Luke, Han, Chewie and C3PO.
(Oops-- that's a YKYA Star Wars Clicker Trekker...)

The real trouble with tribbles is that if you jackpot one, you have
hundreds more to train.

You'd like access to transporter technology until you've proofed your
recalls.

You've actually translated the obedience titles into Klingon.

You prefer to spell cue as "Q."

Forget the recliner-- you want a replicator and a holodeck!


---Beth Rettenmund
    Zoe (One 2 beam up!)