Category: Getting Started, Fun Stuff ¤
  Author: from “Dog Talk” by John Ross and Barbara McKinney ¤
   Title: Using a Rolled Newspaper ¤

A rolled up newspaper can be an effective training tool when used properly.
 For instance, use the rolled-up newspaper if your dog chews something or
has a housebreaking accident.  Take the rolled-up newspaper and hit
yourself over the head as you repeat the phrase, "I FORGOT TO WATCH MY DOG,
I FORGOT TO WATCH MY DOG."  If your dog laughs at you when you do this,
praise him.