Category: Fun Stuff ¤
  Author: Sue Ailsby ¤
   Title: The Ten Commandments for Giant Schnauzers ¤

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR GIANT SCHNAUZERS

1. Thou shalt have no other joys greater than the shredding of cardboard,
from the mighty packing crate to the lowly toilet paper roll.

2. Thou shalt not destroy thy master's graven images, nor eat his
paintings, nor pee on his rugs.

3. Thou shalt not take the silence of the nights of thy neighborhood in
vain.

4. Remember the time the mailman cometh, to keep it loud.

5. Honor thy master sometimes and his training collar usually.

6. Thou shalt not kill, with the possible exceptions of flies, 
grasshoppers, gophers and stuffed toys.

7. Thou shalt have no other humans before thy master, though thou suffer
the judges to come unto thee.

8. Thou shalt not steal, though the socks be left at the foot of the bed,
the underwear on the floor,  and the cookies on the coffee table.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against the puppy, especially when
the crumbs are on thine own beard.

10. Thou shalt not covet the liver of the handler behind thee in line,
lest it maketh thy master crazy.

                                			-Sue Ailsby

Sue eh?
Song the Wonder Schnauzer (what can I do?  it's right there in black and
white!)